"Paracetamol will paralyze your legs" says RFK Jr. in new announcement

By Horace Jones, October 16, 2025

In a new press conference attended by Horace Jones of Rumore News, RFK Jr. has expressed disdain for fever medication Paracetamol, discussing its severe impact on the human body's motor functions.

"I don't like it. I think it's dumb, just like Tylenol [...] Matter of fact, give it to your kids, guess what: [...] paralyzed within the week. [...] [your kids] will be running around fine on Monday, but bound to a wheelchair by Friday."

The Trump Administration will soon be putting a nationwide ban on Paracetamol for medical purposes.