Local town devastated by floods: "Another disaster caused by immigrants," says JD Vance

By Jason B. Anderson, October 16, 2025

After Middletown, Delaware was ravaged by floods of an unknown cause, vice-president JD Vance made a visit to the town to clear up the causes. As Rumore's on-the-scene correspondent, I, Jason B. Anderson, was there to observe. "I can hardly express how I feel for the citizens of Delaware. It really is a shame that such a lovely township could have been devastated so cruelly."

When asked about the cause, Vance had this to say:

"Clearly it's another disaster caused by immigrants. The floods were caused by illegal Mexican aliens digging holes nearby, dislodging a great deal of soil and other earth, causing a tidal wave of unclean Mexican water to obliterate the town and everything in it. We must all band together to stop these immigrants."

There is no evidence of any nearby digging projects in Middletown, Delaware.